*NON-GOSSIP GIRL WATCHERS CAN STOP READING NOW*

Amazing find, caro! The best one:

“I hear Serena van der Woodson has an unhealthy obsession with all things Harry Potter. She totally crushes.”

PS: Last night was the first night I realized how massively tall Jenny Humphrey is. Anyone else notice that?

caro:

Since this just had to happen, here’s Gossip Girl’s e-mail account, screengrabbed from last night. You know you love me. XOXO.

The juice:

• Neil Gabrielson’s family lost all their money [to] Madoff
• Chuck Bass thinks he killed his mother.
• Liz Edwards had to repeat the 2nd grade.
• Sarah Monteith steals her little brother’s Ritalin and sells it.
• Nate Archibald has a small…
• Blair Waldorf hooked up with Jack Bass on New Year’s Eve!
• Chuck Bass and that weird Brooklyn girl had sex. More than once.
• Serena van der Woodsen got fake married in Spain.
• Guess who saw Jenny Humphrey with no shirt on? Nate Archibald! And then he kissed her. Um, perv, much?
• Eric van der Woodsen dyes his hair.
• Serena van der Woodsen hasn’t spoken to her dad in years. No wonder the girl has lots of daddy issues.
• Why is Annie Leitenberg so skinny? She takes Alli before every single meal.
• Dan Humphrey wrote a tell all article about Chuck Bass’ dad, Bart. It never got published but still. How rude!
• Blair Waldorf stole a pair of sunglasses. Can you say klepto?
• Omg this is so sad! Nate Archibald was a squatter earlier this school year. He lived in his apartment with no…
• I hear Serena van der Woodson has an unhealthy obsession with all things Harry Potter. She totally crushes
• Ron Weasley. What an effing dork! [I’m guessing that’s an extension of the previous subject line]
• Blair had Chuck pretend to fall for Vanessa. Too bad Chuck actually, gulp, sort of fell for her??
• Dan Hess has a porn problem. He’s addicted and it’s getting out of control.
• Um, Serena and Aaron Rose never had sex. What the hell is up with that?
• [Nate Archibald only got] into Columbia because his grandfather made a call. Gotta love nepotism!